How to conquer your Monday By Sylvia Ukpong!
1: Wake up on time! You lazy Twart!
Mama will say I’m a hypocrite on this one. But Hey!
2: Find the perfect outfit! Preferably something that accentuates your curves and kiss ass shoes!
3: Make up! YOUR BROWS might not have the perfect curves. But see your face; highlight the sh*t out of that m*da**4ker! Let NASA spot the highlight from the moon if need be!
4: Smell like you want to get eaten!
5: Make sure your hair and fingers look fiine!
6: Make sure your bags contains all the essentials. CASH’MAKEUP’MIRROR’PERFUME’PEN’HIGHLIGHTER’ATM(IF YOU HAVE MONEY O)’PHONE CHARGER’KEYS’EARPHONES’SUNGLASSES’HANDKERCHIEF’INHALER. ETC.
7: Treat yourself to some sugar. It gives the energy!
8: Master the subtle art of not giving a fuck!
9: You can go on and dress like a homeless hottie, the rest of the week! No one cares!
10: And if you don’t have anywhere important to go! Do all of these and staya t home! Wear your fine bumshot! Read a book or two. And mind your business!
Did I hear a thank you? 😁 Yea Don’t Mention it✌.
Last modified: December 4, 2017
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